You can be a defense attorney with these 7 easy steps!
Are you interested in pursuing an exciting career as a high priced criminal defense attorney, but don’t have the time and money for law...
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I love/fear you noble all-powerful prosecutor
Lesser known brother Zeus Stolle smiting defense attorneys. I am a defense attorney. My job is to fight like hell for my clients...even...
Hands up motherfu**er, this is a consensual encounter!
I used to have a ritual of reading the new Court of Appeals of Virginia (CAV) opinions every Tuesday afternoon in my office with a hot...
Lil' Tay FIGHTS Bhad Bhabie (How bow dah?)
Alright, if you clicked on this article you have a 99% chance of picking up a DUI at some point in your life. So go on and grab a...
Grimace's butt is protected speech under the First Amendment
Ronald and Wendy are in a committed relationship. One day Wendy is perusing Ronald’s phone when she comes upon something that shocks her....
I Don't Want a Public Defender, I Need a REAL Lawyer.
As attorneys in private practice, we’ve come to fully appreciate the powerful social stigma attached to public defenders. A fairly...
How can you defend "those people?" Why defense attorneys do what they do.
Atticus Finch is the fictional patron saint of defense attorneys. In a racist town, he had the courage to stand up for a black man at...
Coach K is a degenerate cheater. Circumstantial evidence explained.
Duke basketball is an abomination to humanity. They are led by a villain named Coach K who manages to combine the sanctimony of a...
What the Court of Appeals looks like from the perspective of a defense attorney.
The community of defense attorneys in Virginia who handle criminal appeals is small. There are good reasons why most attorneys do not...
Survey says young people are stupid. How the criminal justice system should deal with them.
I bet you did some stupid shit when you were young. I know I did, and I'm hardly alone. Over 40% of males have been arrested by the age...
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